The Big Bang Theory – Melissa Rauch is pregnant

Finally good news from all over the world. The lovely star from the series “The Big Bang Theory” is pregnant. A few years ago she already suffered a miscarriage. We hope this time everything goes well.

You want to know more about it?

Visit: http://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/11/entertainment/melissa-rauch-pregnant/index.html

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Your employer does not need you

Everyone can be lucky to have a workplace where the employees are valued. Unfortunately there are countless exceptions. Some feel less important than the broken copier in the unused office.

So how about you?

You have no idea if your employer respects you or your efforts? Do you feel invisible and worthless? Basically you’re not even sure whether they know that you are on the salary list?

Here are some hints that will prove how unimportant you are.

Meetings
If everybody is not annoyed at you for being late for the meeting, but for showing up at all, then you are probably useless at work.

Who are you
It’s been five years since you started and you are repeatedly introducing yourself over and over again at every single Christmas party, well then don’t take it personally, because it means that your colleagues think that you are someone’s plus-one. That’s awesome and probably the only positive aspect of this particular situation: You can’t be fired!

No advice, best advice
Your answers are as helpful as a water scotter in the Sahara desert, but you still wonder why they don’t ask you for help?

Lost in vacation
It doesn’t make any difference whether you are on holiday or in the office, you are as helpful as a water scoo….oh no, we had that already. Above all you are the only one who never gets any business calls while enjoying the beach. Which is a good thing, let me tell you.

How did you notice, that you are unimportant? Was it anything from the list above or an entirely different clue?

“Just got fired!” does not count!

Share your pitiful experiences right here in the comment section below!

Strange people in public transportation

No matter who you are, no matter what you do, sooner or later you will be using public transportation.

By all means, it’s a great way to travel and reduce air pollution ( also it can be such a joy smelling someone’s armpit in summer)¬† and you don’t have to stand the pressure of finding a parking space downtown.

However, the bad thing is that you not only pay an infuriatingly large amount of money for a single ticket, but the experience costs you nerves of steel.

A public transporting vehicle, be it a train or a bus or the underground, is unfortunately a place where you will¬† be forced to face your own worst nightmares. You will encounter people’s personal habits and neauseating weirdnesses.

Though most of us try to be a decent person when confined to public transportation, some tend to live the extreme opposite. I guess these people just really want to be hated.

Eventually this comes from psychological problems, ridiculous extroversion or just a lack of hygiene standards; anyway it can be a thrill for everybody around them.

Here are some of the most appreciated stories we gathered for you:

Singer
If you don’t have the guts to be devastated on TV, you might still be brave enough to prove your singing talent riding the subway.
Even though your voice might sound heavenly under the shower or you really rock every single karaoke bar, that doesn’t mean everyone else will feel entertained.

Reading dirty books
It’s really kind of impressive if someone is reading a book about genital diseases while using public transportation, but I really don’t want to sit where that person sat.

Never shower
Natural body odor can be a great way to get some extra space in a crowded train wagon, but it feels like a gas attack for everyone else.

Killer armpit hair
This often comes hand in hand with “never shower” but it is more shocking for your eyes, than your nose.

Screaming children
I really think that children know when there is the perfect moment for being intolerably loud. Probably it’s something like a seventh sense. I don’t know when it’s worse, in a supermarket queue or in a crowded bus.

Stare or die
One of the more fanatic things during a bus or train ride is the “stare or die”-game some people like to play.

What kind of weird or let’s say “interesting” people have you met using public transportion?

Please share your horror stories and make us all want to stay at home.

Your first kiss will be disappointing

One of the most awkward, romantic or disappointing moments in everyone’s lives is probably their very first kiss. A lot of people try to get this right, and yet still mess up brutally.

Why is kissing so difficult, let alone dating? Probably because it is a major step of growing up, at least that’s what most people would like to believe, reinforced by too many predictable teenage movies and cringe-worthy TV shows.

More often than not the first kiss is just a weird moment of nervousness and it ends up as a funny story you tell at a college party.

Maybe while reading this you will find yourself lost in some embarassing and yet weirdly adorable memories.
If not, maybe your first kiss is in the near future, and perhaps you will remember the following list collected by our staff with an amused smile and slight terror.

Hopefully you will avoid most of the horrendous kisses we had the bad luck of experiencing.

Bad breath
If your date can guess what you ate for lunch two days ago, you probably have some heavy hygiene problems and are definitly not ready for this experience.

Vampire
Kissing can quickly accelerate into a rush of pure passion, but always remember, your goal is not to taste someone’s blood and bite their face open with unnecessary teeth-investment. At least not during the first kiss. Except your name is Dracula, then go ahead.

Tongue-game
Even though a lot of movies might give you some powerful inspiration for this one, do not try some exotic tongue technique until you are able to handle this discipline.

Forced kiss
Some people show up at a date having a bizarre plan, somehow they have a specific list in mind of things or goals they are trying to achive.
One of these can be a kiss. If the moment’s right it will happen anyway. Forcing it would be as romantic as a picnic in a public toilette. And it most likely turns off your date.

Fish kiss
Don’t date and feel hungry, that’s what your date is thinking. Opening your mouth for the kiss like you are eating a burger is not what you are supposed to do, except you are into cannibalism, but honestly that’s nothing you should be into, either!

If you and your consenting partner are, though, more power to you, we won’t judge you…

Kissing in front of parents
No matter how strong your parentel connection might be, do not kiss in front of them. Even weirder, if they ask you to kiss in front fo them, don’t do it! Spare yourself the embarassment.

Immoral touch
First kiss = NO!

Peer pressure
Do yourself a favor and do not kiss a random person at a bar, party or a club, just to prove to your friends that you are not the last to make that experience.

Do you remember any of these or even worse ones? What was your worst kiss?

Please let us know in the comments below!