One of the most awkward, romantic or disappointing moments in everyone’s lives is probably their very first kiss. A lot of people try to get this right, and yet still mess up brutally.
Why is kissing so difficult, let alone dating? Probably because it is a major step of growing up, at least that’s what most people would like to believe, reinforced by too many predictable teenage movies and cringe-worthy TV shows.
More often than not the first kiss is just a weird moment of nervousness and it ends up as a funny story you tell at a college party.
Maybe while reading this you will find yourself lost in some embarassing and yet weirdly adorable memories.
If not, maybe your first kiss is in the near future, and perhaps you will remember the following list collected by our staff with an amused smile and slight terror.
Hopefully you will avoid most of the horrendous kisses we had the bad luck of experiencing.
If your date can guess what you ate for lunch two days ago, you probably have some heavy hygiene problems and are definitly not ready for this experience.
Kissing can quickly accelerate into a rush of pure passion, but always remember, your goal is not to taste someone’s blood and bite their face open with unnecessary teeth-investment. At least not during the first kiss. Except your name is Dracula, then go ahead.
Even though a lot of movies might give you some powerful inspiration for this one, do not try some exotic tongue technique until you are able to handle this discipline.
Some people show up at a date having a bizarre plan, somehow they have a specific list in mind of things or goals they are trying to achive.
One of these can be a kiss. If the moment’s right it will happen anyway. Forcing it would be as romantic as a picnic in a public toilette. And it most likely turns off your date.
Don’t date and feel hungry, that’s what your date is thinking. Opening your mouth for the kiss like you are eating a burger is not what you are supposed to do, except you are into cannibalism, but honestly that’s nothing you should be into, either!
If you and your consenting partner are, though, more power to you, we won’t judge you…
Kissing in front of parents
No matter how strong your parentel connection might be, do not kiss in front of them. Even weirder, if they ask you to kiss in front fo them, don’t do it! Spare yourself the embarassment.
First kiss = NO!
Do yourself a favor and do not kiss a random person at a bar, party or a club, just to prove to your friends that you are not the last to make that experience.
Do you remember any of these or even worse ones? What was your worst kiss?
Please let us know in the comments below!